You have great truths within you.

I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

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phurlz:

My mom tells me β€œYou’re wasting your life away sitting in that damn bed.” And I’m like excuse me, I watched a whole season of Charmed and masturbated 4 times today. That sounds pretty productive to me. Swerve.

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I’m really fucking sick of seeing posts that are like
‘Lets be cute and hold hands and kiss BUT ALSO LETS FUCK V HARD OMG’

Like just stop. We get it.